Gar Woods Grill & Pier

white truffle oil / Lobster / scallion / Meyer lemon aioli

sesame ginger kimchi / chipotle wasabi aioli / mango salsa / cilantro

3 crispy wonton tacos / mango-ginger relish / unagi sauce / cabbage / wasabi-avocado cream

mango-mustard marmalade / grilled pineapple

2 cakes / stacked / avocado / Dijon horseradish aioli / cucumber dill salad / basil oil

white wine / garlic butter / Asiago garlic bread

guava BBQ sauce / roasted corn pineapple salsa

gruyere / grated asiago / sourdough croutons

lobster cream / rock shrimp / sherry

fresh spring greens / roasted red pepper vinaigrette / feta / candied-spiced walnuts

romaine / classic garlic-lemon dressing / asiago / crostini / sun dried tomatoes / capers

iceberg wedge / red onions / bacon / tomatoes / Point Reyes crumbles / blue cheese dressing

Chef's special soup of the day.

slow roasted & thinly sliced / sweet french roll / gruyere / sauteed onions / horseradish cream

ground tenderloin / bacon / cheddar / chipotle ranch / bbq sauce / onion ring

soy marinated King Salmon / arugula / avocado / Mandarin oranges / red bell peppers / red onion / cucumber lime dressing / crispy wonton strips

blackened chicken / roma tomatoes / Point Reyes blue cheese / egg / bacon / avocado / olives / cucumber / balsamic vinaigrette

served chilled over mixed greens / Point Reyes blue cheese / roasted tomatoes / candied-spiced walnuts / Granny Smith apple salad / balsamic vinaigrette

tenderloin meatballs / lamb ragu / ricotta and smoked mozzarella / marinara on the side

spinach / tomato / artichoke heart / kalamata olives / feta and ricotta cheese / marinara on the side

chef's choice of fresh Hawaiian fish / flown from the islands

12 oz. Berkshire pork chop / heirloom tomato gravy / hominy / Basque Chorizo / green onions / steamed broccolini / garlic mashed potatoes

garlic mashed potatoes / broccolini / white wine - rosemary jus

lemon orzo with grilled summer vegetables / cucumber kalamata salad

7 oz. bacon-wrapped / garlic prawns / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / garlic mashed potatoes

10 oz. bacon-wrapped / Point Reyes blue cheese butter Red wine demi / Garlic mashed potatoes

char grilled certified Angus / garlic mashed / horseradish chive butter / herb roasted vegetables / buttermilk fried onions

Dungeness crab risotto / sautéed green beans / baby carrots / blood orange beurre blanc

11 ounce lobster tail / 7 oz. bacon-wrapped filet / garlic mashed potatoes

oven roasted / garlic mashed potatoes / asparagus / horseradish cream Served Friday & Saturday, some holidays & when we run out of French Dips

mango macadamia saffron risotto / Thai coconut curry vegetables

grilled chicken / pancetta / artichoke hearts / shell pasta / smoked gouda-cream

jumbo prawns / scallops / lobster claw / clams / Spanish chorizo / artichoke / roasted red pepper / saffron tomato cream

stir-fried bell peppers / broccolini & zucchini / fried tofu / shitake / sweet sticky rice / Kung Pao sauce

Tullamore D.E.W. / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's hot fudge / creme anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate & coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Score bar sprinkles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (housemate chocolate is available...yum)

the original It's-It with Hershey's hot fudge & whipped cream

Hoch's Family vanilla ice cream / Root Beer

Tullamore D.E.W / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's Hot Fudge / Creme Anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate & coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Skor bar sprinkles

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (Hershey's Hot Fudge is available, yum)

the original It's-It with hot fudge & whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Oreo / Reeses / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

Drive 'em hard and put it away wet! Gar likes the glazed look. Younger / stiffer / harder / more expensive? We have proofs / rums / prices to match. Look below for your Woody

We offer two of Trader Vic's original Mai Tai's - Trader Vic's SF Original & the 1944 Old Way. We know the difference and you will too. We are proud to be the first friends licensed in the USA to serve them. It's mai tai roa áe

As classic as this yacht is expensive and tasteful. Fresh squeezed lime / Agave Nectar / 2 ounces of Cazadores Reposado / Patron Citronge float. Gotta have the best? We have tequilas to match your lips...cool & Caliente

"Our Own" Patron Reposado, fresh lime & Agave Nectar, Do you know a Rita with attitude & requiring attention? She'll crush your stones the Tahoe-Tahona way

Partida Blanco with fresh squeezed lime/Agave Nectar/Patron Citronge float. If you know Rita like we know Rita, you'll lick her neck, squeeze her limes & have her twice

2 SHOTS of Patron Silver - Careful with the insults or you'll end up behind bars & scarfaced

Our favorite puckerupper. Ketel One Citroen / lemonade / fresh lemon / sugar rim

Effen Vodka / blue cheese stuffed olives / served up / Effen cold. Two? "I'll have another Effen Martini"

Grey Goose L'Orange / Cointreau / cranberry / a lot of double talk

Double Talk... Triple Talk...Can't Talk? Replace cranberry with POM to the Cosmopolitician above...out with one fruit / in with another

Tito's Texas Vodka & Gosling's Ginger Beer with lime. Want it in a really cool Tito's copper mug? $15 more and yours to keep - refreshing after a day on the strange

A Bakon Vodka Bloody Mary with bacon strips & all the fixin's - add a little shrimp ($2) & make them squeal

Cucumber Vodka, Agave Nectar, fresh mint & lime...this conjures up some deep thoughts

Bombay Sapphire / strawberry / fresh basil / fresh lime juice / Agave Nectar / shaken in a Hurricane. You'll feel a slight recoil

A hand-polished classic - three rums / tropical fruits / a splash of racing fuel

Can't stay up all night like you used to? Absolut Vanilla, Kahlua & watm Espresso served up to help you

In honor of our 30th birthday - a double shot of El Dorado Rum 15 Year - may not be legal but twice the fun!

Kraken Black Spiced & Sammy's Red Head Macadamia Nut Rums - two liquids that you'll be talking about all summer

Papa's Pilar Rum float. We've had one & hope you have two! If your nooner lasts longer than 4 hours - visit your neighbor

Black Seal and Pusser's floats - it's a stretch but most Woody's are

Cruzan 151 AND Gosling's 151 equals a 502 - 2's the limit and we' re not talking hours

Boating and drinking Mount Gay Rum has never been better until it's mixed with a Woody - chilling

18 year old Flor de Cana fine rum - cana tell the difference? You'll be up, down and back up again in 60 seconds

Why one when a pair will do? We add Prickly Pear Puree wih a Wet Woody and float Myers's Rum & Captain Morgan

The Pyrat XO Reserve and his mate Cruzan Single Barrel were out for a float & you'll never guess who ended up on top

On Malibu Beach, share your woody with your date or others as you wish. Watch out, the sand is rough when horizontal

Feeling Short? Our Woody's can be purchased in 1/2 sizes. Shorter yes but still fat, wet & touches the sides... 1/2 a Chubby? Just the tip

Assuming you are not driving and have lived to try a three-some, bring us TODAY's receipts from Bar of America & Caliente showing your purchase of a Cock-Tail and a ChupaCabra and your Wet Woody is cheap. A foursome? If you stopped by Riva Grill and you're still walking...Have a cheap Wet Woody, shot of "Our Own Patron" - sleep well!

Good old American with black forest ham on Texas toast

Served with a side of crayons

Nathan's Famous - Grilled. Add cheese if you'd like

Garbroiled with cheese, and if you- wish, crispy bacon... Wishes $3 each

Served hot & creamy with chopped bacon if you'd like

With organic creamy & your choice of strawberry or grape

with Hershey's Fudge, Caramel or both

2-much 4-2 kids

refills are free

Vanilla, Strawberry, Hot Fudge or Peppermint Stick

with your choice of Oreo, Reese's, mango, strawberry, pineapple, banana or any combination

chef's choice of fresh Hawaiian fish / flown from the islands

sweet basil asiago risotto/ steamed broccolini / mango jicama salsa / pomegranate syrup

12 oz. Berkshire pork chop / heirloom tomato gravy / hominy / Basque Chorizo / green onions / steamed broccolini / garlic mashed potatoes

garlic mashed potatoes / broccolini / white wine-rosemary jus

lemon orzo with grilled summer vegetables / cucumber kalamata salad

7 oz. bacon-wrapped / garlic prawns / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / garlic mashed potatoes

10 oz. bacon-wrapped / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / red wine demi / garlic mashed potatoes

char grilled certified Angus / garlic mashed / horseradish chive butter / herb roasted vegetables / buttermilk fried onions

Dungeness Crab risotto / sauteed green beans / baby carrots / blood orange beurre blanc

11 ounce lobster tail / 7 oz. bacon-wrapped filet / garlic mashed potatoes. If you wish add a 10oz filet - $10 or 16oz ribeye - $12

oven roasted / garlic mashed potatoes / asparagus / horseradish cream

grilled chicken / pancetta / artichoke hearts / shell pasta / smoked gouda-cream

jumbo prawns / scallops / lobster claw / clams / Spanish chorizo / artichoke / roasted red pepper / saffron tomato cream

stir-fried bell peppers / broccoli & zucchini / fried tofu / shitake / sweet sticky rice / Kung Pao sauce

Tullamore D.E.W. / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's hot fudge / creme anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate & coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Skor bar sprinkles

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (Hershey's chocolate is available...yum)

the original It's-It with Hershey's hot fudge & whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Oreo / Reese's / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

chef's choice of fresh Hawaiian fish / flown from the islands

sweet basil asiago risotto/ steamed broccolini / mango jicama salsa / pomegranate syrup

12 oz. Berkshire pork chop / heirloom tomato gravy / hominy / Basque Chorizo / green onions / steamed broccolini / garlic mashed potatoes

garlic mashed potatoes / broccolini / white wine-rosemary jus

lemon orzo with grilled summer vegetables / cucumber kalamata salad

7 oz. bacon-wrapped / garlic prawns / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / garlic mashed potatoes

10 oz. bacon-wrapped / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / red wine demi / garlic mashed potatoes

char grilled certified Angus / garlic mashed / horseradish chive butter / herb roasted vegetables / buttermilk fried onions

Dungeness Crab risotto / sauteed green beans / baby carrots / blood orange beurre blanc

11 ounce lobster tail / 7 oz. bacon-wrapped filet / garlic mashed potatoes. If you wish add a 10oz filet - $10 or 16oz ribeye - $12

oven roasted / garlic mashed potatoes / asparagus / horseradish cream

grilled chicken / pancetta / artichoke hearts / shell pasta / smoked gouda-cream

jumbo prawns / scallops / lobster claw / clams / Spanish chorizo / artichoke / roasted red pepper / saffron tomato cream

stir-fried bell peppers / broccoli & zucchini / fried tofu / shitake / sweet sticky rice / Kung Pao sauce

Tullamore D.E.W. / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's hot fudge / creme anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate & coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Skor bar sprinkles

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (Hershey's chocolate is available...yum)

the original It's-It with Hershey's hot fudge & whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Oreo / Reese's / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

Thin sliced russet potatoes / sea salt & vinegar seasoning / classic french onion dip

toasted french roll / garlic butter / Asiago cheese

white truffle oil / Lobster / scallion / Meyer lemon aioli

Italian bread crumbs / Asiago cheese / ranch dressing

fresh corn off the cob / jack cheese / poblano chili pesto / chipotle sour cream

5 each / mango-mustard marmalade / grilled pineapple

3 crispy wonton tacos / mango-ginger relish / unagi sauce / cabbage / wasabi-avocado cream

2 cakes / stacked / avocado / Dijon horseradish aioli / cucumber dill salad / basil oil

white wine / tomatoes / garlic butter / Asiago garlic bread

guava BBQ sauce / roasted corn pineapple salsa

gruyere / grated asiago / sourdough croutons

lobster cream / rock shrimp / sherry

fresh spring greens / roasted red pepper vinaigrette / feta / candied-spiced walnuts

romaine / classic garlic-lemon dressing / asiago / crostini / sun dried tomatoes / capers

iceberg wedge / red onions / bacon / tomatoes / Point Reyes crumbles / blue cheese dressing

soup of the day - from our kitchen to your spoon.

three classic mini burgers / grilled onions / ketchup / mayo / pickles & lettuce on the side

soy marinated King Salmon / arugula / avocado / Mandarin oranges / red bell peppers / red onion / cucumber lime dressing / crispy wonton strips

blackened chicken / roma tomatoes / Point Reyes blue cheese / egg / bacon / avocado / olives / cucumber / balsamic vinaigrette

served chilled over mixed greens / Point Reyes blue cheese / roasted tomatoes / candied-spiced walnuts / Granny Smith apple salad / balsamic vinaigrette

8 oz. handmade classic / olive oil bun / mayonnaise / tomato / lettuce / onion

Pacific Snapper / warm corn tortillas / apple- jicama slaw / guacamole / cilantro / pico de gallo

7 or 10 ounce / bacon- wrapped filet / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / crunchy French fries

cajun spice / iceberg / pico de Gallo / avocado / roast poblano / garlic avocado aioli / rustic ciabatta

buttermilk battered chicken breast / tomato / lettuce / onion / buffalo sauce / blue cheese dressing / split brioche bun

sesame ginger kimchi / chipotle wasabi aioli / mango salsa / cilantro

slow roasted & thinly sliced / sweet french roll / gruyere / sauteed onions / horseradish cream

chilled Dungeness crab / grilled sourdough bread / lettuce / cheddar cheese

ground tenderloin / bacon / cheddar / chipotle ranch / BBQ sauce / onion ring

fresh berries / banana / granola / lavender honey / cantaloupe

feta fried eggs / Portuguese sausage / arugula / tomato / basil goat cheese aioli

or traditional $25.90 toasted Thomas' English Muffins / Dungeness crab cakes / poached eggs / hollandaise / fresh fruit

Rice Krispy buttermilk fried chicken breasts / bacon stuffed waffles / chipotle- blueberry syrup

fresh berries / butter / Log Cabin syrup

white truffle oil / Lobster / scallion / Meyer lemon aioli

sesame ginger kimchi / chipotle wasabi aioli / mango salsa / cilantro

3 crispy wonton tacos / mango-ginger relish / unagi sauce / cabbage / wasabi-avocado cream

mango-mustard marmalade / grilled pineapple

2 cakes / stacked / avocado / Dijon horseradish aioli / cucumber dill salad / basil oil

white wine / garlic butter / Asiago garlic bread

guava BBQ sauce / roasted corn pineapple salsa

gruyere / grated asiago / sourdough croutons

lobster cream / rock shrimp / sherry

fresh spring greens / roasted red pepper vinaigrette / feta / candied-spiced walnuts

romaine / classic garlic-lemon dressing / asiago / crostini / sun dried tomatoes / capers

iceberg wedge / red onions / bacon / tomatoes / Point Reyes crumbles / blue cheese dressing

Soup of the day - from our kitchen to your spoon

slow roasted & thinly sliced / sweet french roll / gruyere / sauteed onions / horseradish cream

ground tenderloin / bacon / cheddar / chipotle ranch / bbq sauce / onion ring

soy marinated King Salmon / arugula / avocado / Mandarin oranges / red bell peppers / red onion / cucumber lime dressing / crispy wonton strips

blackened chicken / roma tomatoes / Point Reyes blue cheese / egg / bacon / avocado / olives / cucumber / balsamic vinaigrette

served chilled over mixed greens / Point Reyes blue cheese / roasted tomatoes / candied-spiced walnuts / Granny Smith apple salad / balsamic vinaigrette

dill battered chicken breast / tomato / lettuce / onion / buffalo sauce / blue cheese dressing / split brioche bun

chef's choice of fresh Hawaiian fish / flown from the islands

12 oz. Berkshire pork chop / heirloom tomato gravy / hominy / Basque Chorizo / green onions / steamed broccolini / garlic mashed potatoes

lemon feta orzo / broccolini / white- rosemary jus

7 oz. bacon-wrapped / garlic prawns / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / garlic mashed potatoes

10 oz. bacon-wrapped / Point Reyes blue cheese butter Red wine demi / Garlic mashed potatoes

char grilled certified Angus / garlic mashed / horseradish chive butter / herb roasted vegetables / buttermilk fried onions

Dungeness crab risotto / sautéed green beans / baby carrots / blood orange beurre blanc

11 ounce lobster tail / 7 oz. bacon-wrapped filet / garlic mashed potatoes

oven roasted / garlic mashed potatoes / asparagus / horseradish cream Served Friday & Saturday, some holidays & when we run out of French Dips

mango macadamia saffron risotto / Thai coconut curry vegetables

grilled chicken / pancetta / artichoke hearts / shell pasta / smoked gouda-cream

jumbo prawns / scallops / lobster claw / clams / Spanish chorizo / artichoke / roasted red pepper / saffron tomato cream

stir-fried bell peppers / broccolini & zucchini / fried tofu / shitake / sweet sticky rice / Kung Pao sauce

Tullamore D.E.W. / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's hot fudge / creme anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate & coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Score bar sprinkles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (housemate chocolate is available...yum)

the original It's-It with Hershey's hot fudge & whipped cream

Oreo / Reese's / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

Tullamore D.E.W / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's Hot Fudge / Creme Anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate & coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Skor bar sprinkles

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (Hershey's Hot Fudge is available, yum)

the original It's-It with hot fudge & whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Oreo / Reeses / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

Mug Root Beer / Hoch's Family vanilla bean / roller skates

Pomegranate Green / Passion Fruit Green / Darjeeling Black / Ginger Peach Black Decaf

Drive 'em hard and put it away wet! Gar likes the glazed look. Younger / stiffer / harder / more expensive? We have proofs / rums / prices to match. Look below for your Woody

We offer two of Trader Vic's original Mai Tai's - Trader Vic's SF Original & the 1944 Old Way. We know the difference and you will too. We are proud to be the first friends licensed in the USA to serve them. It's mai tai roa áe

As classic as this yacht is expensive and tasteful. Fresh squeezed lime / Agave Nectar / 2 ounces of Cazadores Reposado / Patron Citronge float. Gotta have the best? We have tequilas to match your lips...cool & Caliente

"Our Own" Patron Reposado, fresh lime & Agave Nectar, Do you know a Rita with attitude & requiring attention? She'll crush your stones the Tahoe-Tahona way

Partida Blanco with fresh squeezed lime/Agave Nectar/Patron Citronge float. If you know Rita like we know Rita, you'll lick her neck, squeeze her limes & have her twice

2 SHOTS of Patron Silver - Careful with the insults or you'll end up behind bars & scarfaced

Our favorite puckerupper. Ketel One Citroen / lemonade / fresh lemon / sugar rim

Effen Vodka / blue cheese stuffed olives / served up / Effen cold. Two? "I'll have another Effen Martini"

Grey Goose L'Orange / Cointreau / cranberry / a lot of double talk

Double Talk... Triple Talk...Can't Talk? Replace cranberry with POM to the Cosmopolitician above...out with one fruit / in with another

Tito's Texas Vodka & Gosling's Ginger Beer with lime. Want it in a really cool Tito's copper mug? $15 more and yours to keep - refreshing after a day on the strange

A Bakon Vodka Bloody Mary with bacon strips & all the fixin's - add a little shrimp ($2) & make them squeal

Cucumber Vodka, Agave Nectar, fresh mint & lime...this conjures up some deep thoughts

Bombay Sapphire / strawberry / fresh basil / fresh lime juice / Agave Nectar / shaken in a Hurricane. You'll feel a slight recoil

A hand-polished classic - three rums / tropical fruits / a splash of racing fuel

Can't stay up all night like you used to? Absolut Vanilla, Kahlua & watm Espresso served up to help you

Created under the Palapa Bar at Caliente (as were a lot of things) Our Own Patron & Patron Citronge infused with fresh fruit

In honor of our 30th birthday - a double shot of El Dorado Rum 15 Year - may not be legal but twice the fun!

Kraken Black Spiced & Sammy's Red Head Macadamia Nut Rums - two liquids that you'll be talking about all summer

Papa's Pilar Rum float. We've had one & hope you have two! If your nooner lasts longer than 4 hours - visit your neighbor

Black Seal and Pusser's floats - it's a stretch but most Woody's are

Cruzan 151 AND Gosling's 151 equals a 502 - 2's the limit and we' re not talking hours

Boating and drinking Mount Gay Rum has never been better until it's mixed with a Woody - chilling

18 year old Flor de Cana fine rum - cana tell the difference? You'll be up, down and back up again in 60 seconds

Why one when a pair will do? We add Prickly Pear Puree wih a Wet Woody and float Myers's Rum & Captain Morgan

The Pyrat XO Reserve and his mate Cruzan Single Barrel were out for a float & you'll never guess who ended up on top

On Malibu Beach, share your woody with your date or others as you wish. Watch out, the sand is rough when horizontal

Feeling Short? Our Woody's can be purchased in 1/2 sizes. Shorter yes but still fat, wet & touches the sides... 1/2 a Chubby? Just the tip

Assuming you are not driving and have lived to try a three-some, bring us TODAY's receipts from Bar of America & Sparks Water Bar showing your purchase of a Cock-Tail and a Wet Woody. A foursome? You actually stopped by Riva Grill and you're still walking? You've had a Wet Woody & a Cock-Tail? Show us yours & we'll show you ours. Have a cheap Wet Woody & shot of Our Own Patron – sleep well!

Good old American with black forest ham on Texas toast

Served with a side of crayons

Nathan's Famous - Grilled. Add cheese if you'd like

Garbroiled with cheese, and if you- wish, crispy bacon... Wishes $3 each

Served hot & creamy with chopped bacon if you'd like

With organic creamy & your choice of strawberry or grape

with Hershey's Fudge, Caramel or both

2-much 4-2 kids

refills are free

Vanilla, Strawberry, Hot Fudge or Peppermint Stick

with your choice of Oreo, Reese's, mango, strawberry, pineapple, banana or any combination

Thin sliced russet potatoes / sea salt vinegar seasoning / classic french onion dip

toasted french roll / garlic butter / Asiago cheese

white truffle oil / Lobster / scallion / Meyer lemon aioli

Italian bread crumbs / Asiago cheese / ranch dressing

fresh corn off the cob / jack cheese / poblano chili pesto / chipotle sour cream

5 each / mango-mustard marmalade / grilled pineapple

3 crispy wonton tacos / mango-ginger relish / unagi sauce / cabbage / wasabi-avocado cream

2 cakes / stacked / avocado / Dijon horseradish aioli / cucumber dill salad / basil oil

white wine / tomatoes / garlic butter / Asiago garlic bread

guava BBQ sauce / roasted corn pineapple salsa

gruyere / grated asiago / sourdough croutons

lobster cream / rock shrimp / sherry

fresh spring greens / roasted red pepper vinaigrette / feta / candied-spiced walnuts

romaine / classic garlic-lemon dressing / asiago / crostini / sun dried tomatoes / capers

iceberg wedge / red onions / bacon / tomatoes / Point Reyes crumbles / blue cheese dressing

soup of the day - from our kitchen to your spoon.

three classic mini burgers / grilled onions / ketchup / mayo / pickles lettuce on the side

soy marinated King Salmon / arugula / avocado / Mandarin oranges / red bell peppers / red onion / cucumber lime dressing / crispy wonton strips

blackened chicken / roma tomatoes / Point Reyes blue cheese / egg / bacon / avocado / olives / cucumber / balsamic vinaigrette

served chilled over mixed greens / Point Reyes blue cheese / roasted tomatoes / candied-spiced walnuts / Granny Smith apple salad / balsamic vinaigrette

8 oz. handmade classic / olive oil bun / mayonnaise / tomato / lettuce / onion

Pacific Snapper / warm corn tortillas / apple- jicama slaw / guacamole / cilantro / pico de gallo

7 or 10 ounce / bacon- wrapped filet / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / crunchy French fries

ground tenderloin / cajun spiced / iceberg / pico de Gallo / avocado / roast poblano / garlic avocado aioli

buttermilk battered chicken breast / tomato / lettuce / onion / buffalo sauce / blue cheese dressing / split brioche bun

ancho braised short rib / Monterey jack cheese / onions / cilantro / consommé / jalapeño ranch

slow roasted thinly sliced / sweet french roll / gruyere / sauteed onions / horseradish cream

chilled Dungeness crab / grilled sourdough bread / lettuce / cheddar cheese

ground tenderloin / bacon / cheddar / chipotle ranch / BBQ sauce / onion ring

fresh berries / banana / granola / lavender honey / cantaloupe

feta fried eggs / Portuguese sausage / arugula / tomato / basil goat cheese aioli

or traditional $25.90 toasted Thomas' English Muffins / Dungeness crab cakes / poached eggs / hollandaise / fresh fruit

grilled everything bagel / cream cheese / capers / pickled red onions / tomato cucumber salad

Rice Krispy buttermilk fried chicken breasts / bacon stuffed waffles / chipotle- blueberry syrup

fresh berries / butter / Log Cabin syrup

white truffle oil / Lobster / scallion / Meyer lemon aioli

ancho braised short rib / Monterey jack cheese / onions / cilantro / consommé / jalapeño ranch

3 crispy wonton tacos / mango-ginger relish / unagi sauce / cabbage / wasabi-avocado cream

mango-mustard marmalade / grilled pineapple

2 cakes / stacked / avocado / Dijon horseradish aioli / cucumber dill salad / basil oil

white wine / garlic butter / Asiago garlic bread

guava BBQ sauce / roasted corn pineapple salsa

gruyere / grated asiago / sourdough croutons

lobster cream / rock shrimp / sherry

fresh spring greens / roasted red pepper vinaigrette / feta / candied-spiced walnuts

romaine / classic garlic-lemon dressing / asiago / crostini / sun dried tomatoes / capers

iceberg wedge / red onions / bacon / tomatoes / Point Reyes crumbles / blue cheese dressing

Soup of the day - from our kitchen to your spoon

slow roasted thinly sliced / sweet french roll / gruyere / sauteed onions / horseradish cream

ground tenderloin / bacon / cheddar / chipotle ranch / bbq sauce / onion ring

soy marinated King Salmon / arugula / avocado / Mandarin oranges / red bell peppers / red onion / cucumber lime dressing / crispy wonton strips

blackened chicken / roma tomatoes / Point Reyes blue cheese / egg / bacon / avocado / olives / cucumber / balsamic vinaigrette

served chilled over mixed greens / Point Reyes blue cheese / roasted tomatoes / candied-spiced walnuts / Granny Smith apple salad / balsamic vinaigrette

dill battered chicken breast / tomato / lettuce / onion / buffalo sauce / blue cheese dressing / split brioche bun

Pacific snapper / warm corn tortillas / apple-jicama slaw / guacamole / cilantro / pico de gallo

chef's choice of fresh Hawaiian fish / flown from the islands

sweet basic risotto / steamed broccolini / mango jicama salsa / pomegranate reduction

12 oz. Berkshire pork chop / heirloom tomato gravy / hominy / Basque Chorizo / green onions / steamed broccolini / garlic mashed potatoes

lemon feta orzo / broccolini / white- rosemary jus

7 oz. bacon-wrapped / garlic prawns / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / garlic mashed potatoes

10 oz. bacon-wrapped / Point Reyes blue cheese butter Red wine demi / Garlic mashed potatoes

char grilled certified Angus / garlic mashed / horseradish chive butter / herb roasted vegetables / buttermilk fried onions

Dungeness crab risotto / sautéed green beans / baby carrots / blood orange beurre blanc

11 ounce lobster tail / 7 oz. bacon-wrapped filet / garlic mashed potatoes

oven roasted / garlic mashed potatoes / asparagus / horseradish cream Served Friday Saturday, some holidays when we run out of French Dips

mango macadamia saffron risotto / Thai coconut curry vegetables

grilled chicken / pancetta / artichoke hearts / shell pasta / smoked gouda-cream

jumbo prawns / scallops / lobster claw / clams / Spanish chorizo / artichoke / roasted red pepper / saffron tomato cream

stir-fried bell peppers / broccolini zucchini / fried tofu / shitake / sweet sticky rice / Kung Pao sauce

ancho braised short rib / bowtie pasta / manchego cheese sauce / black bean corn salsa / avocado / jalapeno ranch

Tullamore D.E.W. / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's hot fudge / creme anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Score bar sprinkles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (housemate chocolate is available...yum)

the original It's-It with Hershey's hot fudge whipped cream

Oreo / Reese's / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

Tullamore D.E.W / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's Hot Fudge / Creme Anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Skor bar sprinkles

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (Hershey's Hot Fudge is available, yum)

the original It's-It with hot fudge whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Oreo / Reeses / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

Mug Root Beer / Hoch's Family vanilla bean / roller skates

Pomegranate Green / Passion Fruit Green / Darjeeling Black / Ginger Peach Black Decaf

Drive 'em hard and put it away wet! Gar likes the glazed look. Younger / stiffer / harder / more expensive? We have proofs / rums / prices to match. Look below for your Woody

We offer two of Trader Vic's original Mai Tai's - Trader Vic's SF Original the 1944 Old Way. We know the difference and you will too. We are proud to be the first friends licensed in the USA to serve them. It's mai tai roa áe

As classic as this yacht is expensive and tasteful. Fresh squeezed lime / Agave Nectar / 2 ounces of Cazadores Reposado / Patron Citronge float. Gotta have the best? We have tequilas to match your lips...cool Caliente

"Our Own" Patron Reposado, fresh lime Agave Nectar, Do you know a Rita with attitude requiring attention? She'll crush your stones the Tahoe-Tahona way

Partida Blanco with fresh squeezed lime/Agave Nectar/Patron Citronge float. If you know Rita like we know Rita, you'll lick her neck, squeeze her limes have her twice

2 SHOTS of Patron Silver - Careful with the insults or you'll end up behind bars scarfaced

Our favorite puckerupper. Ketel One Citroen / lemonade / fresh lemon / sugar rim

Effen Vodka / blue cheese stuffed olives / served up / Effen cold. Two? "I'll have another Effen Martini"

Grey Goose L'Orange / Cointreau / cranberry / a lot of double talk

Double Talk... Triple Talk...Can't Talk? Replace cranberry with POM to the Cosmopolitician above...out with one fruit / in with another

Tito's Texas Vodka Gosling's Ginger Beer with lime. Want it in a really cool Tito's copper mug? $15 more and yours to keep - refreshing after a day on the strange

A Bakon Vodka Bloody Mary with bacon strips all the fixin's - add a little shrimp ($2) make them squeal

Cucumber Vodka, Agave Nectar, fresh mint lime...this conjures up some deep thoughts

Bombay Sapphire / strawberry / fresh basil / fresh lime juice / Agave Nectar / shaken in a Hurricane. You'll feel a slight recoil

A hand-polished classic - three rums / tropical fruits / a splash of racing fuel

Can't stay up all night like you used to? Absolut Vanilla, Kahlua watm Espresso served up to help you

Created under the Palapa Bar at Caliente (as were a lot of things) Our Own Patron Patron Citronge infused with fresh fruit

In honor of our 30th birthday - a double shot of El Dorado Rum 15 Year - may not be legal but twice the fun!

Kraken Black Spiced Sammy's Red Head Macadamia Nut Rums - two liquids that you'll be talking about all summer

Papa's Pilar Rum float. We've had one hope you have two! If your nooner lasts longer than 4 hours - visit your neighbor

Black Seal and Pusser's floats - it's a stretch but most Woody's are

Cruzan 151 AND Gosling's 151 equals a 502 - 2's the limit and we' re not talking hours

Boating and drinking Mount Gay Rum has never been better until it's mixed with a Woody - chilling

18 year old Flor de Cana fine rum - cana tell the difference? You'll be up, down and back up again in 60 seconds

Why one when a pair will do? We add Prickly Pear Puree wih a Wet Woody and float Myers's Rum Captain Morgan

The Pyrat XO Reserve and his mate Cruzan Single Barrel were out for a float you'll never guess who ended up on top

On Malibu Beach, share your woody with your date or others as you wish. Watch out, the sand is rough when horizontal

Feeling Short? Our Woody's can be purchased in 1/2 sizes. Shorter yes but still fat, wet touches the sides... 1/2 a Chubby? Just the tip

Tahoe Blue Vodka Don Julio Anejo will make ya feel the earth move. Tahoe earthquakes do that often you do too in the morning...

Myers's and Cruzan 151 will keep you up all night - and remember - wear your protection.

Gosling's Black Seal 151 - 2 too many and you may blow a seal - but you've never gone home with an ugly one... right...

If you went to Cal you would have a pair. Black Bear Rum 151 GO BEARS for the politically incorrect.

Raspberry Puree with Wet Woody, Malibu 151 - ouch - the bite is not as bad as the sting.

Wet Woody and fresh cream - a long time favorite - Float Sailor Jerry and come with us - well help you dream...

Cruzan Black Strap adds flavor and fun - why not 2 - its better than 1. we'll whip one up for you...

AKA: S'Mac The Wife - Malibu Black with a 151 "Kicker"! Hurt? Only tomorrow and just a little.

With Sammy's Red Head Macadamia Rum floatin' on your woody - it may look like a red rocket - but it shrinks in the cold!

Assuming you are not driving and have lived to try a three-some, bring us TODAY's receipts from Bar of America Sparks Water Bar showing your purchase of a Cock-Tail and a Wet Woody. A foursome? You actually stopped by Riva Grill and you're still walking? You've had a Wet Woody a Cock-Tail? Show us yours we'll show you ours. Have a cheap Wet Woody shot of Our Own Patron – sleep well!

Good old American with black forest ham on Texas toast

Served with a side of crayons

Nathan's Famous - Grilled. Add cheese if you'd like

Garbroiled with cheese, and if you- wish, crispy bacon... Wishes $3 each

Served hot creamy with chopped bacon if you'd like

With organic creamy your choice of strawberry or grape

with Hershey's Fudge, Caramel or both

2-much 4-2 kids

refills are free

Vanilla, Strawberry, Hot Fudge or Peppermint Stick

with your choice of Oreo, Reese's, mango, strawberry, pineapple, banana or any combination

chef's choice of fresh Hawaiian fish / flown from the islands

sweet basil asiago risotto/ steamed broccolini / mango jicama salsa / pomegranate syrup

12 oz. Berkshire pork chop / heirloom tomato gravy / hominy / Basque Chorizo / green onions / steamed broccolini / garlic mashed potatoes

garlic mashed potatoes / broccolini / white wine-rosemary jus

lemon orzo with grilled summer vegetables / cucumber kalamata salad

7 oz. bacon-wrapped / garlic prawns / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / garlic mashed potatoes

10 oz. bacon-wrapped / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / red wine demi / garlic mashed potatoes

char grilled certified Angus / garlic mashed / horseradish chive butter / herb roasted vegetables / buttermilk fried onions

Dungeness Crab risotto / sauteed green beans / baby carrots / blood orange beurre blanc

11 ounce lobster tail / 7 oz. bacon-wrapped filet / garlic mashed potatoes. If you wish add a 10oz filet - $10 or 16oz ribeye - $12

oven roasted / garlic mashed potatoes / asparagus / horseradish cream

grilled chicken / pancetta / artichoke hearts / shell pasta / smoked gouda-cream

jumbo prawns / scallops / lobster claw / clams / Spanish chorizo / artichoke / roasted red pepper / saffron tomato cream

stir-fried bell peppers / broccoli zucchini / fried tofu / shitake / sweet sticky rice / Kung Pao sauce

Tullamore D.E.W. / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's hot fudge / creme anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Skor bar sprinkles

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (Hershey's chocolate is available...yum)

the original It's-It with Hershey's hot fudge whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Oreo / Reese's / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

Thin sliced russet potatoes / sea salt & vinegar seasoning / classic french onion dip

toasted french roll / garlic butter / Asiago cheese

white truffle oil / Lobster / scallion / Meyer lemon aioli

Italian bread crumbs / Asiago cheese / ranch dressing

fresh corn off the cob / jack cheese / poblano chili pesto / chipotle sour cream

5 each / mango-mustard marmalade / grilled pineapple

3 crispy wonton tacos / mango-ginger relish / unagi sauce / cabbage / wasabi-avocado cream

2 cakes / stacked / avocado / Dijon horseradish aioli / cucumber dill salad / basil oil

white wine / tomatoes / garlic butter / Asiago garlic bread

guava BBQ sauce / roasted corn pineapple salsa

gruyere / grated asiago / sourdough croutons

lobster cream / rock shrimp / sherry

fresh spring greens / roasted red pepper vinaigrette / feta / candied-spiced walnuts

romaine / classic garlic-lemon dressing / asiago / crostini / sun dried tomatoes / capers

iceberg wedge / red onions / bacon / tomatoes / Point Reyes crumbles / blue cheese dressing

soup of the day - from our kitchen to your spoon.

three classic mini burgers / grilled onions / ketchup / mayo / pickles & lettuce on the side

soy marinated King Salmon / arugula / avocado / Mandarin oranges / red bell peppers / red onion / cucumber lime dressing / crispy wonton strips

blackened chicken / roma tomatoes / Point Reyes blue cheese / egg / bacon / avocado / olives / cucumber / balsamic vinaigrette

served chilled over mixed greens / Point Reyes blue cheese / roasted tomatoes / candied-spiced walnuts / Granny Smith apple salad / balsamic vinaigrette

8 oz. handmade classic / olive oil bun / mayonnaise / tomato / lettuce / onion

Pacific Snapper / warm corn tortillas / apple- jicama slaw / guacamole / cilantro / pico de gallo

7 or 10 ounce / bacon- wrapped filet / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / crunchy French fries

ground tenderloin / cajun spiced / iceberg / pico de Gallo / avocado / roast poblano / garlic avocado aioli

buttermilk battered chicken breast / tomato / lettuce / onion / buffalo sauce / blue cheese dressing / split brioche bun

ancho braised short rib / Monterey jack cheese / onions / cilantro / consommé / jalapeño ranch

slow roasted & thinly sliced / sweet french roll / gruyere / sauteed onions / horseradish cream

chilled Dungeness crab / grilled sourdough bread / lettuce / cheddar cheese

ground tenderloin / bacon / cheddar / chipotle ranch / BBQ sauce / onion ring

fresh berries / banana / granola / lavender honey / cantaloupe

feta fried eggs / Portuguese sausage / arugula / tomato / basil goat cheese aioli

or traditional $25.90 toasted Thomas' English Muffins / Dungeness crab cakes / poached eggs / hollandaise / fresh fruit

grilled everything bagel / cream cheese / capers / pickled red onions / tomato cucumber salad

Rice Krispy buttermilk fried chicken breasts / bacon stuffed waffles / chipotle- blueberry syrup

fresh berries / butter / Log Cabin syrup

white truffle oil / Lobster / scallion / Meyer lemon aioli

ancho braised short rib / Monterey jack cheese / onions / cilantro / consommé / jalapeño ranch

3 crispy wonton tacos / mango-ginger relish / unagi sauce / cabbage / wasabi-avocado cream

mango-mustard marmalade / grilled pineapple

2 cakes / stacked / avocado / Dijon horseradish aioli / cucumber dill salad / basil oil

white wine / garlic butter / Asiago garlic bread

guava BBQ sauce / roasted corn pineapple salsa

gruyere / grated asiago / sourdough croutons

lobster cream / rock shrimp / sherry

fresh spring greens / roasted red pepper vinaigrette / feta / candied-spiced walnuts

romaine / classic garlic-lemon dressing / asiago / crostini / sun dried tomatoes / capers

iceberg wedge / red onions / bacon / tomatoes / Point Reyes crumbles / blue cheese dressing

Soup of the day - from our kitchen to your spoon

slow roasted & thinly sliced / sweet french roll / gruyere / sauteed onions / horseradish cream

ground tenderloin / bacon / cheddar / chipotle ranch / bbq sauce / onion ring

soy marinated King Salmon / arugula / avocado / Mandarin oranges / red bell peppers / red onion / cucumber lime dressing / crispy wonton strips

blackened chicken / roma tomatoes / Point Reyes blue cheese / egg / bacon / avocado / olives / cucumber / balsamic vinaigrette

served chilled over mixed greens / Point Reyes blue cheese / roasted tomatoes / candied-spiced walnuts / Granny Smith apple salad / balsamic vinaigrette

dill battered chicken breast / tomato / lettuce / onion / buffalo sauce / blue cheese dressing / split brioche bun

Pacific snapper / warm corn tortillas / apple-jicama slaw / guacamole / cilantro / pico de gallo

chef's choice of fresh Hawaiian fish / flown from the islands

sweet basic risotto / steamed broccolini / mango jicama salsa / pomegranate reduction

12 oz. Berkshire pork chop / heirloom tomato gravy / hominy / Basque Chorizo / green onions / steamed broccolini / garlic mashed potatoes

lemon feta orzo / broccolini / white- rosemary jus

7 oz. bacon-wrapped / garlic prawns / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / garlic mashed potatoes

10 oz. bacon-wrapped / Point Reyes blue cheese butter Red wine demi / Garlic mashed potatoes

char grilled certified Angus / garlic mashed / horseradish chive butter / herb roasted vegetables / buttermilk fried onions

Dungeness crab risotto / sautéed green beans / baby carrots / blood orange beurre blanc

11 ounce lobster tail / 7 oz. bacon-wrapped filet / garlic mashed potatoes

oven roasted / garlic mashed potatoes / asparagus / horseradish cream Served Friday & Saturday, some holidays & when we run out of French Dips

mango macadamia saffron risotto / Thai coconut curry vegetables

grilled chicken / pancetta / artichoke hearts / shell pasta / smoked gouda-cream

jumbo prawns / scallops / lobster claw / clams / Spanish chorizo / artichoke / roasted red pepper / saffron tomato cream

stir-fried bell peppers / broccolini & zucchini / fried tofu / shitake / sweet sticky rice / Kung Pao sauce

ancho braised short rib / bowtie pasta / manchego cheese sauce / black bean & corn salsa / avocado / jalapeno ranch

Tullamore D.E.W. / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's hot fudge / creme anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate & coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Score bar sprinkles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (housemate chocolate is available...yum)

the original It's-It with Hershey's hot fudge & whipped cream

Oreo / Reese's / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

Tullamore D.E.W / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's Hot Fudge / Creme Anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate & coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Skor bar sprinkles

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (Hershey's Hot Fudge is available, yum)

the original It's-It with hot fudge & whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Oreo / Reeses / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream

Mug Root Beer / Hoch's Family vanilla bean / roller skates

Pomegranate Green / Passion Fruit Green / Darjeeling Black / Ginger Peach Black Decaf

Drive 'em hard and put it away wet! Gar likes the glazed look. Younger / stiffer / harder / more expensive? We have proofs / rums / prices to match. Look below for your Woody

We offer two of Trader Vic's original Mai Tai's - Trader Vic's SF Original & the 1944 Old Way. We know the difference and you will too. We are proud to be the first friends licensed in the USA to serve them. It's mai tai roa áe

As classic as this yacht is expensive and tasteful. Fresh squeezed lime / Agave Nectar / 2 ounces of Cazadores Reposado / Patron Citronge float. Gotta have the best? We have tequilas to match your lips...cool & Caliente

"Our Own" Patron Reposado, fresh lime & Agave Nectar, Do you know a Rita with attitude & requiring attention? She'll crush your stones the Tahoe-Tahona way

Partida Blanco with fresh squeezed lime/Agave Nectar/Patron Citronge float. If you know Rita like we know Rita, you'll lick her neck, squeeze her limes & have her twice

2 SHOTS of Patron Silver - Careful with the insults or you'll end up behind bars & scarfaced

Our favorite puckerupper. Ketel One Citroen / lemonade / fresh lemon / sugar rim

Effen Vodka / blue cheese stuffed olives / served up / Effen cold. Two? "I'll have another Effen Martini"

Grey Goose L'Orange / Cointreau / cranberry / a lot of double talk

Double Talk... Triple Talk...Can't Talk? Replace cranberry with POM to the Cosmopolitician above...out with one fruit / in with another

Tito's Texas Vodka & Gosling's Ginger Beer with lime. Want it in a really cool Tito's copper mug? $15 more and yours to keep - refreshing after a day on the strange

A Bakon Vodka Bloody Mary with bacon strips & all the fixin's - add a little shrimp ($2) & make them squeal

Cucumber Vodka, Agave Nectar, fresh mint & lime...this conjures up some deep thoughts

Bombay Sapphire / strawberry / fresh basil / fresh lime juice / Agave Nectar / shaken in a Hurricane. You'll feel a slight recoil

A hand-polished classic - three rums / tropical fruits / a splash of racing fuel

Can't stay up all night like you used to? Absolut Vanilla, Kahlua & watm Espresso served up to help you

Created under the Palapa Bar at Caliente (as were a lot of things) Our Own Patron & Patron Citronge infused with fresh fruit

In honor of our 30th birthday - a double shot of El Dorado Rum 15 Year - may not be legal but twice the fun!

Kraken Black Spiced & Sammy's Red Head Macadamia Nut Rums - two liquids that you'll be talking about all summer

Papa's Pilar Rum float. We've had one & hope you have two! If your nooner lasts longer than 4 hours - visit your neighbor

Black Seal and Pusser's floats - it's a stretch but most Woody's are

Cruzan 151 AND Gosling's 151 equals a 502 - 2's the limit and we' re not talking hours

Boating and drinking Mount Gay Rum has never been better until it's mixed with a Woody - chilling

18 year old Flor de Cana fine rum - cana tell the difference? You'll be up, down and back up again in 60 seconds

Why one when a pair will do? We add Prickly Pear Puree wih a Wet Woody and float Myers's Rum & Captain Morgan

The Pyrat XO Reserve and his mate Cruzan Single Barrel were out for a float & you'll never guess who ended up on top

On Malibu Beach, share your woody with your date or others as you wish. Watch out, the sand is rough when horizontal

Feeling Short? Our Woody's can be purchased in 1/2 sizes. Shorter yes but still fat, wet & touches the sides... 1/2 a Chubby? Just the tip

Tahoe Blue Vodka & Don Julio Anejo will make ya feel the earth move. Tahoe earthquakes do that often & you do too in the morning...

Myers's and Cruzan 151 will keep you up all night - and remember - wear your protection.

Gosling's Black Seal 151 - 2 too many and you may blow a seal - but you've never gone home with an ugly one... right...

If you went to Cal you would have a pair. Black Bear Rum & 151 GO BEARS for the politically incorrect.

Raspberry Puree with Wet Woody, Malibu & 151 - ouch - the bite is not as bad as the sting.

Wet Woody and fresh cream - a long time favorite - Float Sailor Jerry and come with us - well help you dream...

Cruzan Black Strap adds flavor and fun - why not 2 - its better than 1. we'll whip one up for you...

AKA: S'Mac The Wife - Malibu Black with a 151 "Kicker"! Hurt? Only tomorrow and just a little.

With Sammy's Red Head Macadamia Rum floatin' on your woody - it may look like a red rocket - but it shrinks in the cold!

Assuming you are not driving and have lived to try a three-some, bring us TODAY's receipts from Bar of America & Sparks Water Bar showing your purchase of a Cock-Tail and a Wet Woody. A foursome? You actually stopped by Riva Grill and you're still walking? You've had a Wet Woody & a Cock-Tail? Show us yours & we'll show you ours. Have a cheap Wet Woody & shot of Our Own Patron – sleep well!

Good old American with black forest ham on Texas toast

Served with a side of crayons

Nathan's Famous - Grilled. Add cheese if you'd like

Garbroiled with cheese, and if you- wish, crispy bacon... Wishes $3 each

Served hot & creamy with chopped bacon if you'd like

With organic creamy & your choice of strawberry or grape

with Hershey's Fudge, Caramel or both

2-much 4-2 kids

refills are free

Vanilla, Strawberry, Hot Fudge or Peppermint Stick

with your choice of Oreo, Reese's, mango, strawberry, pineapple, banana or any combination

chef's choice of fresh Hawaiian fish / flown from the islands

sweet basil asiago risotto/ steamed broccolini / mango jicama salsa / pomegranate syrup

12 oz. Berkshire pork chop / heirloom tomato gravy / hominy / Basque Chorizo / green onions / steamed broccolini / garlic mashed potatoes

garlic mashed potatoes / broccolini / white wine-rosemary jus

lemon orzo with grilled summer vegetables / cucumber kalamata salad

7 oz. bacon-wrapped / garlic prawns / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / garlic mashed potatoes

10 oz. bacon-wrapped / Point Reyes blue cheese butter / red wine demi / garlic mashed potatoes

char grilled certified Angus / garlic mashed / horseradish chive butter / herb roasted vegetables / buttermilk fried onions

Dungeness Crab risotto / sauteed green beans / baby carrots / blood orange beurre blanc

11 ounce lobster tail / 7 oz. bacon-wrapped filet / garlic mashed potatoes. If you wish add a 10oz filet - $10 or 16oz ribeye - $12

oven roasted / garlic mashed potatoes / asparagus / horseradish cream

grilled chicken / pancetta / artichoke hearts / shell pasta / smoked gouda-cream

jumbo prawns / scallops / lobster claw / clams / Spanish chorizo / artichoke / roasted red pepper / saffron tomato cream

stir-fried bell peppers / broccoli & zucchini / fried tofu / shitake / sweet sticky rice / Kung Pao sauce

Tullamore D.E.W. / sugar / Peerless coffee / fresh whipped cream / the 4 food groups

Hoch's Family vanilla bean ice cream / Hershey's hot fudge / creme anglaise

Hoch's Family chocolate & coffee ice cream / Oreo crust / Skor bar sprinkles

graham cracker crust / Hershey's hot fudge / Snickers bar crumbles

Oreo beignets / powdered sugar / vanilla bean ice cream

Hoch's Family vanilla bean / Hershey's hot fudge / whipped cream

Hoch's Family peppermint stick ice cream with creme wafers (Hershey's chocolate is available...yum)

the original It's-It with Hershey's hot fudge & whipped cream

peppermint stick / vanilla / strawberry / Hershey's hot fudge

Oreo / Reese's / mango / pineapple / banana / strawberry / vanilla ice cream