Foolish Craig's Cafe

Boulder Organic Fair Trade

Spicy or Traditional

Simply Orange, Grapefruit or Lemonade, Big B's Apple

Upslope Craft Lager - Ska Hazy IPA - Odell 90 Shilling - Avery IPA

House made spiced Bloody Mary mix & our infused vodkas - choice of house, ghost chili, or basil lemon

Ketel One Botanical Cucumber & Mint with House Bloody Mary Mix

The Signature Bloody with Honey Cured Bacon!

Orange, Cranberry, or Grapefruit

Pint of Mimosa

Basil Lemon Infused Vodka, Simply Lemonade, Champagne

Ketel One Botanical Peach & Orange Blossom, Champagne, Orange Juice

Breckenridge Pear Vodka, Elderflower Liqueur, Champagne, Orange Juice

Champagne, Lavender Syrup, Orange Juice

Upslope Lager with Simply Orange Juice (Pint)

Ketel One Botanical Cucumber & Mint, Elderflower Liqueur, Lemonade, Soda Water

Crown Royal, Blackberry Syrup, Ginger Beer

Slane's Irish Whiskey, Irish Cream, & Coffee, topped with Whipped Cream

Sherpa Chai, Slane's Irish Whiskey, Irish Cream (Hot)

Ketel One Vodka, Marble Coffee Liqueur, Oat milk, Cinnamon

Iced Tea, Lemonade, Basil Lemon Infused Vodka

Slane's Irish Whiskey, Butterscotch Schnapps, Orange Juice with a slice of Bacon

Bulleit Bourbon, Blackberry Syrup, Simply Lemonade

decadent cake of layered crepes

caramelized walnuts with brown sugar and cinnamon

with brown sugar and cinnamon

cinnful walnut with nutella chocolate and banana

decadent cake of layered crepes

caramelized walnuts with brown sugar and cinnamon

with brown sugar and cinnamon

cinnful walnut with nutella chocolate and banana

With pure organic maple syrup

with chipotle aioli

With house pear-apple marmalade, toasted baguette

Bacon, mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, house potatoes topped with eggs and salsa (No side)

Ham, green peppers, onions, scrambled eggs, cheddar

Two crêpes filled with strawberry compote, cream cheese, whipped cream. Topped with banana and fresh strawberries (No side)

Portobello mushrooms, button mushrooms, onions and shallots sautéed in butter, Swiss cheese, velouté sauce

Roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, onions, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, sour cream

Red Bird chicken breast, pesto, onion, sun-dried tomatoes, cheddar

Crispy chicken, spinach, mushrooms, onions, smoked provolone, walnuts, marinara sauce. Substitute artichoke hearts for chicken to make it vegetarian

Pulled pork, bacon, mushrooms, onions, pear apple marmalade, sweet soy

Strawberries cooked with brown sugar, butter and cinnamon. With whipped cream (No Side)

Caramelized walnuts and bananas, Nutella, brown sugar, cinnamon. With whipped cream (No side)

No Side. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins Dives

Artichoke hearts, tomatoes, Swiss cheese

Broccoli, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheddar with pesto or salsa

Brie, bacon, fresh pears

Spiced black beans, cheddar, house guacamole, salsa, sour cream

Onions, ham, mushrooms, green peppers, cheddar

With house pork green chili. Featured on Triple D Nation

Tomatoes, onions, capers

Sausage gravy or hollandaise

"Best hash I've ever had!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef, house potatoes, onions, green peppers, two eggs and toast. Featured on Triple D Nation

House potatoes with mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, broccoli, two eggs and toast

On a crêpe or tortilla, spiced black beans, house potatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, cheddar, salsa and two eggs

Smashed avocado, spinach, roma tomatoes, cucumbers, balsamic vinaigrette on fresh baked wheat toast with a Vital Farms pasture-raised egg

Everything bagel, capers, tomatoes, onions

Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

Topped with cilantro lime butter. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

House sausage gravy and toast. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

Scrambled eggs, spiced black beans in a flour tortilla, topped with cheddar, smothered in our amazing pork green chili. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

Three soft corn tortillas, scrambled eggs, onion, chorizo, bacon, cheddar, Raf's tomatillo red sauce, sour cream drizzle, pico de gallo, black beans on the side

Tofu, spinach, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, sautéed in peanut sauce with or without eggs

Scrambled eggs, cheddar or cream cheese, tomato and red onion on an everything bagel. Choice of bacon, sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Biscuits house sausage gravy, two eggs, choice of bacon or sausage

With choice of hot strawberries, Nutella, hot pear-apple marmalade or fresh fruit

Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Choice of hot strawberries, hot pear-apple marmalade, Nutella or fresh fruit

Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Belgian waffle, fried chicken tenders, sausage gravy, two Vital Farms pastureraised eggs, potatoes or cheesy grits

Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, sprouts, hard-boiled egg, croutons, ranch

Spring mix greens, grilled broccoli, blue cheese crumbles, red onions, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, croutons, shallot vinaigrette

Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, fresh pears, green onions, cucumbers, toasted walnuts, crispy wontons, sesame ginger vinaigrette

Baby spinach, spring mix greens, bacon, toasted walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, blue cheese, cucumbers, red onions, tomatoes, shallot vinaigrette

Please ask your server for our soups of the day

Best burger in town

Onion ring, bacon, smoked provolone, bbq sauce

Jalapeños, fried egg, bacon, 1,000 island

Sauteed onions, mushrooms, and green chiles, white cheddar, garlic aioli

"Beyond Meat" plant-based burger, sauteed mushrooms and onions, baby spinach, smashed avocado, balsamic drizzle

Thinly-sliced sirloin, grilled onions, mushrooms, green peppers, provolone, house baguette

"Outta this world!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef or turkey, sauerkraut, 1,000 island, Swiss cheese, grilled house rye

Slow-braised pulled pork shoulder, ham, Swiss cheese, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo, mustard, house baguette

Fried breaded chicken breast, buffalo sauce, spring mixed greens, roma tomatoes, blue cheese crumbles, house blue cheese dressing, toasted bun

Red Bird chicken, guacamole, bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey dijon, house wheat

Blackened salmon, bacon, lettuce, roma tomato, lemon-garlic aioli, toasted bun

On toasted bread with mayo. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

Roasted Red Bird chicken breast with sun-dried cranberries and walnuts, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo

Fresh mozzarella, roma tomatoes, fresh basil, spinach, pesto, balsamic vinaigrette

Swiss cheese, pesto, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo

House-made hummus, cucumber, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, garlic aioli

Avocado, pepperoncini, fresh mozzarella, lettuce, roma tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, sprouts, chipotle aioli

Boulder Organic Fair Trade

Spicy or Traditional

Simply Orange, Grapefruit or Lemonade, Big B's Apple

Upslope Craft Lager - Ska Hazy IPA - Odell 90 Shilling - Avery IPA

House made spiced Bloody Mary mix our infused vodkas - choice of house, ghost chili, or basil lemon

Ketel One Botanical Cucumber Mint with House Bloody Mary Mix

The Signature Bloody with Honey Cured Bacon!

Orange, Cranberry, or Grapefruit

Pint of Mimosa

Basil Lemon Infused Vodka, Simply Lemonade, Champagne

Ketel One Botanical Peach Orange Blossom, Champagne, Orange Juice

Breckenridge Pear Vodka, Elderflower Liqueur, Champagne, Orange Juice

Champagne, Lavender Syrup, Orange Juice

Upslope Lager with Simply Orange Juice (Pint)

Ketel One Botanical Cucumber Mint, Elderflower Liqueur, Lemonade, Soda Water

Crown Royal, Blackberry Syrup, Ginger Beer

Slane's Irish Whiskey, Irish Cream, Coffee, topped with Whipped Cream

Sherpa Chai, Slane's Irish Whiskey, Irish Cream (Hot)

Ketel One Vodka, Marble Coffee Liqueur, Oat milk, Cinnamon

Iced Tea, Lemonade, Basil Lemon Infused Vodka

Slane's Irish Whiskey, Butterscotch Schnapps, Orange Juice with a slice of Bacon

Bulleit Bourbon, Blackberry Syrup, Simply Lemonade

decadent cake of layered crepes

caramelized walnuts with brown sugar and cinnamon

with brown sugar and cinnamon

cinnful walnut with nutella chocolate and banana

With pure organic maple syrup

with chipotle aioli

With house pear-apple marmalade, toasted baguette

Bacon, mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, house potatoes topped with eggs and salsa (No side)

Ham, green peppers, onions, scrambled eggs, cheddar

Two crêpes filled with strawberry compote, cream cheese, whipped cream. Topped with banana and fresh strawberries (No side)

Portobello mushrooms, button mushrooms, onions and shallots sautéed in butter, Swiss cheese, velouté sauce

Roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, artichoke hearts, onions, spinach, mushrooms, Swiss cheese, sour cream

Red Bird chicken breast, pesto, onion, sun-dried tomatoes, cheddar

Crispy chicken, spinach, mushrooms, onions, smoked provolone, walnuts, marinara sauce. Substitute artichoke hearts for chicken to make it vegetarian

Pulled pork, bacon, mushrooms, onions, pear apple marmalade, sweet soy

Strawberries cooked with brown sugar, butter and cinnamon. With whipped cream (No Side)

Caramelized walnuts and bananas, Nutella, brown sugar, cinnamon. With whipped cream (No side)

No Side. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins & Dives

Artichoke hearts, tomatoes, Swiss cheese

Broccoli, green peppers, onions, mushrooms, tomatoes, cheddar with pesto or salsa

Brie, bacon, fresh pears

Spiced black beans, cheddar, house guacamole, salsa, sour cream

Onions, ham, mushrooms, green peppers, cheddar

With house pork green chili. Featured on Triple D Nation

Tomatoes, onions, capers

Sausage gravy or hollandaise

"Best hash I've ever had!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef, house potatoes, onions, green peppers, two eggs and toast. Featured on Triple D Nation

House potatoes with mushrooms, onions, roasted red peppers, broccoli, two eggs and toast

On a crêpe or tortilla, spiced black beans, house potatoes, broccoli, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, green peppers, cheddar, salsa and two eggs

Smashed avocado, spinach, roma tomatoes, cucumbers, balsamic vinaigrette on fresh baked wheat toast with a Vital Farms pasture-raised egg

Everything bagel, capers, tomatoes, onions

Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

Topped with cilantro lime butter. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

House sausage gravy and toast. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

Scrambled eggs, spiced black beans in a flour tortilla, topped with cheddar, smothered in our amazing pork green chili. Choice of house potatoes or cheesy grits

Three soft corn tortillas, scrambled eggs, onion, chorizo, bacon, cheddar, Raf's tomatillo red sauce, sour cream drizzle, pico de gallo, black beans on the side

Tofu, spinach, mushrooms, onions, tomatoes, sautéed in peanut sauce with or without eggs

Scrambled eggs, cheddar or cream cheese, tomato and red onion on an everything bagel. Choice of bacon, sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Biscuits & house sausage gravy, two eggs, choice of bacon or sausage

With choice of hot strawberries, Nutella, hot pear-apple marmalade or fresh fruit

Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Choice of hot strawberries, hot pear-apple marmalade, Nutella or fresh fruit

Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Belgian waffle, fried chicken tenders, sausage gravy, two Vital Farms pastureraised eggs, potatoes or cheesy grits

Choice of bacon, sausage, turkey sausage, veggie sausage or chorizo

Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, bacon, blue cheese crumbles, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, red onions, sprouts, hard-boiled egg, croutons, ranch

Spring mix greens, grilled broccoli, blue cheese crumbles, red onions, grape tomatoes, cucumbers, croutons, shallot vinaigrette

Grilled Red Bird chicken, spring mix greens, fresh pears, green onions, cucumbers, toasted walnuts, crispy wontons, sesame ginger vinaigrette

Baby spinach, spring mix greens, bacon, toasted walnuts, sun-dried cranberries, blue cheese, cucumbers, red onions, tomatoes, shallot vinaigrette

Please ask your server for our soups of the day

Best burger in town

Onion ring, bacon, smoked provolone, bbq sauce

Jalapeños, fried egg, bacon, 1,000 island

Sauteed onions, mushrooms, and green chiles, white cheddar, garlic aioli

"Beyond Meat" plant-based burger, sauteed mushrooms and onions, baby spinach, smashed avocado, balsamic drizzle

Thinly-sliced sirloin, grilled onions, mushrooms, green peppers, provolone, house baguette

"Outta this world!" - Corned Beef Illustrated. In-house slow-braised Certified Angus Corned Beef or turkey, sauerkraut, 1,000 island, Swiss cheese, grilled house rye

Slow-braised pulled pork shoulder, ham, Swiss cheese, pepperoncini, green olives, pickles, mayo, mustard, house baguette

Fried breaded chicken breast, buffalo sauce, spring mixed greens, roma tomatoes, blue cheese crumbles, house blue cheese dressing, toasted bun

Red Bird chicken, guacamole, bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, mayo, honey dijon, house wheat

Blackened salmon, bacon, lettuce, roma tomato, lemon-garlic aioli, toasted bun

On toasted bread with mayo. Featured on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives

Roasted Red Bird chicken breast with sun-dried cranberries and walnuts, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo

Fresh mozzarella, roma tomatoes, fresh basil, spinach, pesto, balsamic vinaigrette

Swiss cheese, pesto, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, mayo

House-made hummus, cucumber, roasted red peppers, kalamata olives, pepperoncini, lettuce, tomato, red onion, sprouts, garlic aioli

Avocado, pepperoncini, fresh mozzarella, lettuce, roma tomatoes, red onion, cucumber, sprouts, chipotle aioli

Boulder Organic Fair Trade

Spicy or Traditional

Simply Orange, Grapefruit or Lemonade, Big B's Apple

Upslope Craft Lager - Ska Hazy IPA - Odell 90 Shilling - Avery IPA

House made spiced Bloody Mary mix & our infused vodkas - choice of house, ghost chili, or basil lemon

Ketel One Botanical Cucumber & Mint with House Bloody Mary Mix

The Signature Bloody with Honey Cured Bacon!

Orange, Cranberry, or Grapefruit

Pint of Mimosa

Basil Lemon Infused Vodka, Simply Lemonade, Champagne

Ketel One Botanical Peach & Orange Blossom, Champagne, Orange Juice

Breckenridge Pear Vodka, Elderflower Liqueur, Champagne, Orange Juice

Champagne, Lavender Syrup, Orange Juice

Upslope Lager with Simply Orange Juice (Pint)

Ketel One Botanical Cucumber & Mint, Elderflower Liqueur, Lemonade, Soda Water

Crown Royal, Blackberry Syrup, Ginger Beer

Slane's Irish Whiskey, Irish Cream, & Coffee, topped with Whipped Cream

Sherpa Chai, Slane's Irish Whiskey, Irish Cream (Hot)

Ketel One Vodka, Marble Coffee Liqueur, Oat milk, Cinnamon

Iced Tea, Lemonade, Basil Lemon Infused Vodka

Slane's Irish Whiskey, Butterscotch Schnapps, Orange Juice with a slice of Bacon

Bulleit Bourbon, Blackberry Syrup, Simply Lemonade