Pacific Rim | Pan-Asian

2 all vegetable egg rolls, 2 pork lumpia egg rolls and 2 pork vegetable egg rolls. Includes a side of sweet and sour sauce.

6 pork and vegetable egg rolls. Includes a side of sweet and sour sauce.

includes a choice of hot mustard or ranch.

Homemade cream cheese and imitation crab folded in a wonton wrapper before being deep-fried. Includes a side of sweet and sour sauce.

Includes lemon wedges and cocktail sauce.

Includes a side of fragrant dipping sauce.

Skewered and marinated chicken cooked to perfection with passion fruit glaze.

Marinated ground chicken and shitake mushrooms served with crispy bean thread noodles and lettuce so you can make your own wrap with our secret homemade wrap sauce.

Amazing fried crispy wanton chips layered with grilled chicken, sauteed mushrooms and onions, drizzled with melted nacho cheese. Garnish with Pico de Gio and black olives.

Fresh slices of grilled chicken breast with cucumbers, green onions, bell peppers, mango, pineapple, and macadamia nuts, tossed in our house vinaigrette dressing and elegantly layered fruit-glazed fried wanton cracker.

Fresh mixed greens layered with grilled chicken, carrots, red onion, basil, almond, jicama, and sesame seeds tossed with our house special oriental dressing.

Thinly sliced grilled steak covered with sauteed mushrooms and onions, with melted American white cheese on a hoagie bun served with french fries.

All burger comes with Lettuce, Tomato, and Mayo. Included is a pickle spear and french fries. Add cheese, bacon, or avocados $1.00 Each. Add sauteed mushroom and onions for $1.00 extra.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with broccoli, mushrooms, onions, bean sprouts, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with chicken, bean sprouts, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with beef, bean sprouts, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with medium shrimp, bean sprouts, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with chicken, beef, shrimp, bean sprouts, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with shrimp, avocado, bean sprouts, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of egg fried rice with broccoli, mushrooms, onions bean sprouts, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of egg fried rice with chicken, bean sprouts, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of egg fried rice with beef, bean sprouts, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of egg fried rice with chicken, bean sprouts, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of egg fried rice with chicken, beef, shrimp, bean sprouts, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with broccoli, mushrooms, onions, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with chicken, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with beef, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with chicken, beef, shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with broccoli, mushrooms, onions, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with chicken, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with beef, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with chicken, beef, shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of pancit rice noodles with broccoli, mushroom, onions, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of pancit rice noodles with chicken, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of pancit rice noodles with beef, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of pancit rice noodles with shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

30 oz. of pancit rice noodles with chicken, beef, shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of pancit rice noodles with broccoli, mushrooms, onions, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of pancit rice noodles with chicken, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of pancit rice noodles with beef, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

15 oz. of pancit rice noodles with chicken, beef, shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, peas.

Vegetable

Thinly slice white chicken meat marinated to juicy tenderness.

Angus Beef thinly sliced marinated with soy sauce.

Combination of Chicken, Beef, and Shrimp.

Broccoli, Chinese Cabbage, Jalapenos, Green Cabbage, Mushrooms, Celery, Carrots, Bean Sprouts, Bamboo Shoots, Shitake Mushrooms, Water Chestnuts, Tofu, Snow Peas, Baby Corn, Bell Peppers, Onions, Zucchini, Pineapple, or Tomato

Classic Chinese Brown Sauce, House Ginger White Sauce, Fragrant Garlic Sauce (low spicy), Szechwan Spicy Sauce (medium spicy), Kung Pao Sauce (extra spicy w/nuts)

2 chicken fingers with french fries or substitute a side of fresh fruit.

Grilled cheese on Texas toast with a side of french fries or substitute a side of fresh fruit.

2 corn dogs with french fries or you can substitute a side of fresh fruit.

Includes Lettuce and Tomato with Mayo. Pickle spear and french fries on side.

Grilled Chicken with Nacho Cheese and wonton chips.

Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Root Beer, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Lemonaide

Sweet or Unsweet

Sweet or Unsweet

Homemade battered chicken breast slices deep-fried with a side of sweet and sour sauce. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Chicken stir fried with carrot, water chestnuts, mushrooms, bamboo shoots, and snow peas. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Chicken stir fried in brown sauce with bamboo shoots, waterchestnuts, and cashews. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Dark meat chicken stir fried in sesame sauce with carrots and celery. Topped with sesame seeds. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Chicken stirfried in brown sauce with broccoli and bamboo shoots. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Chicken stir fried in our spicy Kung Pao sauce with bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, peanuts and dried red chilis. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin slices of beef stir fried in brown sauce with bell peppers and onions. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin slices of beef stir fried in brown sauce with broccoli and bamboo shoots. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Beef slices stir fried in our spicy Kung Pao sauce with bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, peanuts and dried red chilis. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin slices of beef stir fried in our spicy Szechwan sauce with carrot and celery. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Shrimp stir fried in ginger white sauce with bamboo shoots and water chestnuts. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Shrimp stir fried in fragrant garlic sauce with bamboo shoots and water chestnuts. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Chicken, beef, and shrimp stir fried in the brown sauce with broccoli, water chestnuts, bamboo shoots, carrots, and mushrooms. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin strips of chicken lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with the General Tsao's spicy sauce (no vegetables included). Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin strips of beef lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with the General Tsao's spicy sauces (no vegetables included). Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin strips of beef lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with our home made orange spicy sauce (no vegetables included). Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin strips of chicken lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with our home made orange spicy sauce (no vegetables included). Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Homemade battered chicken breast slices deep-fried with a side of sweet and sour sauce. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Dark meat chicken stir fried in sesame sauce with carrots and celery. Topped with sesame seeds upon request. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Chicken breast marinated in citrus, soy, ginger, garnished with grilled pineapple and served with cinnamon mashed yams and a side of sauteed mixed vegetables.

Sliced chicken breast sauteed with onions, ginger, jalapeno, mango, and cilantro, stir fried in a curry and coconut sauce. Served with your choice of fried or steamed rice.

Thin strips of chicken lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with the General Tsao's spicy sauce with bamboo shoots and water chestnuts. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Thin strips of chicken lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with our home made orange spicy sauce with broccoli. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Grilled chicken breast served over penne pasta with Alfredo sauce and topped with Cajun spices. Includes a side of garlic toast.

Beef slices cooked with onions, ginger, jalapeno, mango, and cilantro, stir fried in a curry and coconut sauce. Served with your choice of fried or steamed rice.

Thin strips of beef lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with our home made orange spicy sauce with broccoli. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Thin strips of chicken and beef lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with the General Tsao's spicy sauce with bamboo shoots and water chestnuts. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Thin strips of chicken and beef lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with our home made orange spicy sauce with broccoli. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Medium shrimps sauteed with onions, ginger, jalapeno, mango, and cilantro, stir fried in a curry and coconut sauce. Served with your choice of fried or steamed rice.

Medium shrimps served over penne pasta with Alfredo sauce and topped with Cajun spices. Includes a side of garlic toast.

Grilled Salmon with our homemade butter sauce. Includes sautéed vegetable medley and a side of fried rice.

Sliced Black Angus (6 oz.) steak cooked to your specifications mixed with shrimp, mushrooms, and broccoli, before being topped in our classic brown sauce. Includes a side of fried or steamed rice.

Grilled Black Angus Ribeye served with a side of teriyaki steak sauce. Includes your choice of two sides.

Black Angus Ribeye marinated in pineapple juice, ginger, soy, and garlic, before being grilled to perfection. Topped with grilled pineapple and includes two side dishes.

Black Angus Ribeye grilled to your specifications and served with a side of steak sauce and served with your choice of two sides.

Belgium Amber Ale

Apple Beer

White: Chardonnay, Moscato, Pink Moscato, Pinot Grigio, White Zinfandel, Riesling, and Sweet Red. Red: Pino Noir, Merlot, or Cabernet

White: Chardonnay, White Merlot, Pinot Grigio, Pink Moscato, White Zinfandel Red: Cabernet Sauvignon Merlot

White wine from Oregon

Home made bread pudding topped with a carmel burbon sauce. Includes rasins and nuts.

Vanilla Cheesecake with graham cracker bottom that is topped with a Key Lime drizzle.

Chocolate cake slice with chocolate icing topped with a Raspberry drizzle.

Sliced banana dipped in cinnamon sugar wrapped in a spring roll skin deep fried and served with vanilla ice cream and carmel sauce.

16 oz pagoda box

16 oz pagoda box

8 oz cup includes a side of wonton chips.

8 oz cup includes a side of wonton chips.

8 oz cup includes a side of wonton chips.

Pork Vegetable

Small all vegetable egg roll

2 pork and carrot eggrolls spiced with cinnamon.

6 oz cup

1 ounce

2 ounce

complimentary, upon request

Do you want more sauce? Order an extra 6 oz cup. Available in Classic Brown, Ginger White, Fragrant Garlic, Spicy Szechwan, Kung Pao, Curry, General Tsao's, Orange, or Patel Spicy.

Need more dresssing? Pick up an extra 2 oz - Available in ranch, house vinaigrette, oriental, or our new pot sticker sauce.

Small bottle of soy sauce.

Add a dipping cup to your next order!

Good for weaklings. You will learn to love our spiciness.

Mmm... novice can you taste it now? Enjoy our pepper powers!

Burning hot is good for the fire in your soul.

So you believe that fire breathing dragons are real. You will soon be one and water will not put out that fire. Thanks for being our entertainment, we will laugh at you.

So you think that your pepper powers are superior to all others. Think again amigo. This will hurt you for days.

2 all vegetable egg rolls, 2 pork lumpia egg rolls and 2 pork & vegetable egg rolls. Includes a side of sweet and sour sauce.

6 pork and vegetable egg rolls. Includes a side of sweet and sour sauce.

includes a choice of hot mustard or ranch.

Homemade cream cheese and imitation crab folded in a wonton wrapper before being deep-fried. Includes a side of sweet and sour sauce.

Includes lemon wedges and cocktail sauce.

Includes a side of fragrant dipping sauce.

Skewered and marinated chicken cooked to perfection with passion fruit glaze.

Marinated ground chicken and shitake mushrooms served with crispy bean thread noodles and lettuce so you can make your own wrap with our secret homemade wrap sauce.

Amazing fried crispy wanton chips layered with grilled chicken, sauteed mushrooms and onions, drizzled with melted nacho cheese. Garnish with Pico de Gio and black olives.

Fresh slices of grilled chicken breast with cucumbers, green onions, bell peppers, mango, pineapple, and macadamia nuts, tossed in our house vinaigrette dressing and elegantly layered fruit-glazed fried wanton cracker.

Fresh mixed greens layered with grilled chicken, carrots, red onion, basil, almond, jicama, and sesame seeds tossed with our house special oriental dressing.

Thinly sliced grilled steak covered with sauteed mushrooms and onions, with melted American white cheese on a hoagie bun served with french fries.

All burger comes with Lettuce, Tomato, and Mayo. Included is a pickle spear and french fries. Add cheese, bacon, or avocados $1.00 Each. Add sauteed mushroom and onions for $1.00 extra.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with broccoli, mushrooms, onions, bean sprouts, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with chicken, bean sprouts, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with beef, bean sprouts, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with medium shrimp, bean sprouts, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with chicken, beef, shrimp, bean sprouts, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of egg fried rice with shrimp, avocado, bean sprouts, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of egg fried rice with broccoli, mushrooms, onions bean sprouts, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of egg fried rice with chicken, bean sprouts, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of egg fried rice with beef, bean sprouts, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of egg fried rice with chicken, bean sprouts, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of egg fried rice with chicken, beef, shrimp, bean sprouts, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with broccoli, mushrooms, onions, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with chicken, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with beef, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with chicken, beef, shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with broccoli, mushrooms, onions, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with chicken, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with beef, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of Lo Mein egg noodles with chicken, beef, shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of pancit rice noodles with broccoli, mushroom, onions, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of pancit rice noodles with chicken, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of pancit rice noodles with beef, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of pancit rice noodles with shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

30 oz. of pancit rice noodles with chicken, beef, shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of pancit rice noodles with broccoli, mushrooms, onions, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of pancit rice noodles with chicken, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of pancit rice noodles with beef, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

15 oz. of pancit rice noodles with chicken, beef, shrimp, green cabbage, carrots, & peas.

Vegetable

Thinly slice white chicken meat marinated to juicy tenderness.

Angus Beef thinly sliced marinated with soy sauce.

Combination of Chicken, Beef, and Shrimp.

Broccoli, Chinese Cabbage, Jalapenos, Green Cabbage, Mushrooms, Celery, Carrots, Bean Sprouts, Bamboo Shoots, Shitake Mushrooms, Water Chestnuts, Tofu, Snow Peas, Baby Corn, Bell Peppers, Onions, Zucchini, Pineapple, or Tomato

Classic Chinese Brown Sauce, House Ginger White Sauce, Fragrant Garlic Sauce (low spicy), Szechwan Spicy Sauce (medium spicy), Kung Pao Sauce (extra spicy w/nuts)

2 chicken fingers with french fries or substitute a side of fresh fruit.

Grilled cheese on Texas toast with a side of french fries or substitute a side of fresh fruit.

2 corn dogs with french fries or you can substitute a side of fresh fruit.

Includes Lettuce and Tomato with Mayo. Pickle spear and french fries on side.

Grilled Chicken with Nacho Cheese and wonton chips.

Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Root Beer, Dr. Pepper, Diet Dr. Pepper, Pepsi, Mountain Dew, & Lemonaide

Sweet or Unsweet

Sweet or Unsweet

Homemade battered chicken breast slices deep-fried with a side of sweet and sour sauce. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Chicken stir fried with carrot, water chestnuts, mushrooms, bamboo shoots, and snow peas. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Chicken stir fried in brown sauce with bamboo shoots, waterchestnuts, and cashews. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Dark meat chicken stir fried in sesame sauce with carrots and celery. Topped with sesame seeds. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Chicken stirfried in brown sauce with broccoli and bamboo shoots. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Chicken stir fried in our spicy Kung Pao sauce with bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, peanuts and dried red chilis. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin slices of beef stir fried in brown sauce with bell peppers and onions. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin slices of beef stir fried in brown sauce with broccoli and bamboo shoots. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Beef slices stir fried in our spicy Kung Pao sauce with bamboo shoots, water chestnuts, peanuts and dried red chilis. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin slices of beef stir fried in our spicy Szechwan sauce with carrot and celery. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Shrimp stir fried in ginger white sauce with bamboo shoots and water chestnuts. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Shrimp stir fried in fragrant garlic sauce with bamboo shoots and water chestnuts. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Chicken, beef, and shrimp stir fried in the brown sauce with broccoli, water chestnuts, bamboo shoots, carrots, and mushrooms. Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin strips of chicken lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with the General Tsao's spicy sauce (no vegetables included). Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin strips of beef lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with the General Tsao's spicy sauces (no vegetables included). Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin strips of beef lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with our home made orange spicy sauce (no vegetables included). Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Thin strips of chicken lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with our home made orange spicy sauce (no vegetables included). Includes fried or steamed rice and an eggroll.

Homemade battered chicken breast slices deep-fried with a side of sweet and sour sauce. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Dark meat chicken stir fried in sesame sauce with carrots and celery. Topped with sesame seeds upon request. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Chicken breast marinated in citrus, soy, ginger, garnished with grilled pineapple and served with cinnamon mashed yams and a side of sauteed mixed vegetables.

Sliced chicken breast sauteed with onions, ginger, jalapeno, mango, and cilantro, stir fried in a curry and coconut sauce. Served with your choice of fried or steamed rice.

Thin strips of chicken lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with the General Tsao's spicy sauce with bamboo shoots and water chestnuts. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Thin strips of chicken lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with our home made orange spicy sauce with broccoli. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Grilled chicken breast served over penne pasta with Alfredo sauce and topped with Cajun spices. Includes a side of garlic toast.

Beef slices cooked with onions, ginger, jalapeno, mango, and cilantro, stir fried in a curry and coconut sauce. Served with your choice of fried or steamed rice.

Thin strips of beef lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with our home made orange spicy sauce with broccoli. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Thin strips of chicken and beef lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with the General Tsao's spicy sauce with bamboo shoots and water chestnuts. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Thin strips of chicken and beef lightly corn starched and deep fried before being stir fried with our home made orange spicy sauce with broccoli. Includes fried or steamed rice.

Medium shrimps sauteed with onions, ginger, jalapeno, mango, and cilantro, stir fried in a curry and coconut sauce. Served with your choice of fried or steamed rice.

Medium shrimps served over penne pasta with Alfredo sauce and topped with Cajun spices. Includes a side of garlic toast.

Grilled Salmon with our homemade butter sauce. Includes sautéed vegetable medley and a side of fried rice.

Sliced Black Angus (6 oz.) steak cooked to your specifications mixed with shrimp, mushrooms, and broccoli, before being topped in our classic brown sauce. Includes a side of fried or steamed rice.

Grilled Black Angus Ribeye served with a side of teriyaki steak sauce. Includes your choice of two sides.

Black Angus Ribeye marinated in pineapple juice, ginger, soy, and garlic, before being grilled to perfection. Topped with grilled pineapple and includes two side dishes.

Black Angus Ribeye grilled to your specifications and served with a side of steak sauce and served with your choice of two sides.

Belgium Amber Ale

Apple Beer

White: Chardonnay, Moscato, Pink Moscato, Pinot Grigio, White Zinfandel, Riesling, and Sweet Red. Red: Pino Noir, Merlot, or Cabernet

White: Chardonnay, White Merlot, Pinot Grigio, Pink Moscato, & White Zinfandel Red: Cabernet Sauvignon & Merlot

White wine from Oregon

Home made bread pudding topped with a carmel burbon sauce. Includes rasins and nuts.

Vanilla Cheesecake with graham cracker bottom that is topped with a Key Lime drizzle.

Chocolate cake slice with chocolate icing topped with a Raspberry drizzle.

Sliced banana dipped in cinnamon sugar wrapped in a spring roll skin deep fried and served with vanilla ice cream and carmel sauce.

16 oz pagoda box

16 oz pagoda box

8 oz cup & includes a side of wonton chips.

8 oz cup & includes a side of wonton chips.

8 oz cup & includes a side of wonton chips.

Pork & Vegetable

Small all vegetable egg roll

2 pork and carrot eggrolls spiced with cinnamon.

6 oz cup

1 ounce

2 ounce

complimentary, upon request

Do you want more sauce? Order an extra 6 oz cup. Available in Classic Brown, Ginger White, Fragrant Garlic, Spicy Szechwan, Kung Pao, Curry, General Tsao's, Orange, or Patel Spicy.

Need more dresssing? Pick up an extra 2 oz - Available in ranch, house vinaigrette, oriental, or our new pot sticker sauce.

Small bottle of soy sauce.

Add a dipping cup to your next order!

Good for weaklings. You will learn to love our spiciness.

Mmm... novice can you taste it now? Enjoy our pepper powers!

Burning hot is good for the fire in your soul.

So you believe that fire breathing dragons are real. You will soon be one and water will not put out that fire. Thanks for being our entertainment, we will laugh at you.

So you think that your pepper powers are superior to all others. Think again amigo. This will hurt you for days.