Three Wise Monkeys Colchester

Slow-smoked for 12 hours

Smoked with hickory wood chips

Smoked for 2 hours

Thin and crispy seasoned fries

Zesty, fresh & crunchy

Our classic refreshing house salad

Smoked for 2 hours

Smoked with hickory wood chips

Classic TWM recipe smoked sausages

Slow-smoked for 12 hours

In a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Thin and crispy seasoned fries

Flavoursome, seasoned sweet fries

Zesty, fresh & crunchy

Our classic refreshing house salad

Smoked for 2 hours

Smoked with hickory wood chips

Classic TWM recipe smoked sausages

Covered in a BBQ Jerk sauce

Served with a smoked cheese sauce

Slow-smoked for 12 hours

Topped with spring onion

In a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Thin and crispy seasoned fries

Vegan BBQ Pit Beans

Flavoursome, seasoned sweet fries

Zesty, fresh & crunchy

Our classic refreshing house salad

Smoked for 2 Hours and Fried for a Crispy Skin

Slow-Smoked for 12 Hours Using Hickory Wood Chips

2 Hour Smoked Classic Twm Recipe Smoked Sausages

Thin, Crispy Fries Seasoned with Salt, Pepper and Paprika

Zesty, Fresh & Crunchy

Portions of Our Classic Refreshing House Salad

Smoked for 2 Hours and Fried for a Crispy Skin

Slow-Smoked for 12 Hours Using Hickory Apple Wood Chips

2 Hour Smoked Classic Twm Recipe Smoked Sausages

Coated in a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Thin, Crispy Fries Seasoned with Salt, Pepper and Paprika

Zesty, Fresh & Crunchy

Portions of Our Classic Refreshing House Salad

Smoked for 2 Hours and Fried for a Crispy Skin

Slow-Smoked for 12 Hours Using Hickory Apple Wood Chips

2 Hour Smoked Classic Twm Recipe Smoked Sausages

Coated In a Homemade Coca-Cola BBQ Sauce

Tender Beef Chili Served with a Smoked Cheese Sauce

Thin, Crispy Fries Seasoned with Salt, Pepper and Paprika

Flavoursome, Seasoned Sweet Fries

Zesty, Fresh & Crunchy

Portions of Our Classic Refreshing House Salad

Aged beef patty with cheese, lettuce, ketchup and mustard served in a brioche bun

Breaded fish fingers served in a soft sub with salad, tomato and tartare sauce

Deep fried pit bean patty with cheese, ketchup and fresh tomato. No cheese for a vegan option

Pulled pork with apple & peach compote and salad in a brioche bun

8 of our classic wings grilled to perfection

8 wings seasoned with a southern fried mix for a deep south flavour

8 wings fried in our classic beer batter for a crunchy texture

Our awesome Mac 'n' Cheese loaded with your choice of either bacon, pulled pork or chopped brisket

Chicken strips lightly fried in a southern fried seasoning for a deep south flavour. Served with BBQ sauce dip

Simple but classic. Honey smoked ham slices topped with cheddar cheese

Our signature slow-cooked pulled pork smothered in BBQ sauce

Honey smoked sliced ham with blue cheese, dill pickles and mayonnaise

Succulent, seasoned grilled chicken strips with fresly sliced avocado and mayonnaise

Cheddar cheese paired with freshly sliced tomato

Classic TWM sausage with a fried egg and grilled bacon

Grilled bacon with creamy brie and a homemade red onion chutney

Grilled halloumi, fresh tomato and avocado. Swap Halloumi for mushroom for a vegan option

Sea salted crackling, slow-smoked then fried

Crispy slices of halloumi cheese. Fried or chargrilled to your choosing

Rubbed in a southern fried seasoning served with our homemade BBQ sauce

Smoked pork belly bites, fried coated in our homemade BBQ sauce

Lightly spiced beef chili with cheese, spring onion, coriander jalapenos

Topped with melted mature cheddar, served with sour cream guacamole

TWM ale battered fish goujons served with a tartare sauce dip

Tortilla coated mozzarella sticks served with a cajun dip

Sweet tangy fried pickles, served with a sweet chilli sauce

Mac 'n' cheese loaded with BBQ pulled pork, crispy bacon, smoked cheese sauce topped with spring onion

Loaded with mexican beef chili topped with cheese, spring onion, coriander jalapenos. For a vegan option swap chili cheese for BBQ Pit Beans

Loaded with Mexican beef chili, topped with spring onion, coriander jalapenos, served with sour cream guacamole. For a vegan option swap chili cheese for BBQ Pit Beans

Loaded with chorizo, onions peppers in a tomato sauce, topped with fried halloumi jalapenos, served with sour cream guacamole

Grilled halloumi, fresh tomato avocado. For a vegan option swap halloumi for mushroom

Signature slow smoked pulled pork with crunchy slaw, smothered in BBQ sauce

Succulent, seasoned smoked chicken with freshly sliced avocado mayonnaise

Smoked brisket topped with pickled red onion American mustard

The classic TWM smoked sausage with grilled bacon a fried egg

TWM ale battered fish goujons, served with a tartare sauce

Tomato red onion salad topped with grilled halloumi a balsamic glaze

Smoked chicken, bacon, tomato, red onion, parmesan croutons with a garlic dressing

Fried mushroom, avocado blue cheese with salad leaves french dressing. For a vegan option request no cheese

With a selection of all 3 wing flavours

Succulent sliced brisket, slow-smoked for 12 hours

Our 2 hour smoked sausage, a classic TWM dish

Garlic treacle flavoured slow-smoked beef rib

Smoked chicken lightly spiced chorizo, served with onions peppers

Slow-smoked for 12 hours using hickory wood chips

BBQ spare rib topped with spring onions

Smoked chicken leg in a BBQ jerk sauce

Half rack of ribs coated in a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Any 4 meats 2 sides

Any 6 meats 3 sides

All 8 meats 4 sides

A 6oz 3 cut blend beef patty served with jack cheese, baby gem lettuce, tomato and burger sauce

Deep fried pit bean patty with cheese, ketchup fresh tomato. For a vegan option request no cheese

Breaded field mushrooms stuffed with cheese, served with fresh tomato homemade red onion chutney

Served in a toasted hot dog roll with ketchup, mustard fried onions

Buttermilk fried chicken breast in a toasted brioche bun, served with BBQ sauce, mayonnaise baby gem lettuce

Warm chocolate brownie served with vanilla ice cream warm chocolate sauce

Classic Oreos deep fried, coated with cinnamon sugar served with vanilla ice cream

Creamy homemade peanut butter cheesecake, served with a salted caramel sauce

Choose from vanilla, chocolate or honeycomb. Or try lemon sorbet for a vegan option

Slow-smoked for 12 hours

Smoked with hickory wood chips

Smoked for 2 hours

Thin and crispy seasoned fries

Zesty, fresh crunchy

Our classic refreshing house salad

Smoked for 2 hours

Smoked with hickory wood chips

Classic TWM recipe smoked sausages

Slow-smoked for 12 hours

In a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Thin and crispy seasoned fries

Flavoursome, seasoned sweet fries

Zesty, fresh crunchy

Our classic refreshing house salad

Smoked for 2 hours

Smoked with hickory wood chips

Classic TWM recipe smoked sausages

Covered in a BBQ Jerk sauce

Served with a smoked cheese sauce

Slow-smoked for 12 hours

Topped with spring onion

In a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Thin and crispy seasoned fries

Vegan BBQ Pit Beans

Flavoursome, seasoned sweet fries

Zesty, fresh crunchy

Our classic refreshing house salad

Smoked for 2 Hours and Fried for a Crispy Skin

Slow-Smoked for 12 Hours Using Hickory Wood Chips

2 Hour Smoked Classic Twm Recipe Smoked Sausages

Thin, Crispy Fries Seasoned with Salt, Pepper and Paprika

Zesty, Fresh Crunchy

Portions of Our Classic Refreshing House Salad

Smoked for 2 Hours and Fried for a Crispy Skin

Slow-Smoked for 12 Hours Using Hickory Apple Wood Chips

2 Hour Smoked Classic Twm Recipe Smoked Sausages

Coated in a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Thin, Crispy Fries Seasoned with Salt, Pepper and Paprika

Zesty, Fresh Crunchy

Portions of Our Classic Refreshing House Salad

Smoked for 2 Hours and Fried for a Crispy Skin

Slow-Smoked for 12 Hours Using Hickory Apple Wood Chips

2 Hour Smoked Classic Twm Recipe Smoked Sausages

Coated In a Homemade Coca-Cola BBQ Sauce

Tender Beef Chili Served with a Smoked Cheese Sauce

Thin, Crispy Fries Seasoned with Salt, Pepper and Paprika

Flavoursome, Seasoned Sweet Fries

Zesty, Fresh Crunchy

Portions of Our Classic Refreshing House Salad

Aged beef patty with cheese, lettuce, ketchup and mustard served in a brioche bun

Breaded fish fingers served in a soft sub with salad, tomato and tartare sauce

Deep fried pit bean patty with cheese, ketchup and fresh tomato. No cheese for a vegan option

Pulled pork with apple peach compote and salad in a brioche bun

8 of our classic wings grilled to perfection

8 wings seasoned with a southern fried mix for a deep south flavour

8 wings fried in our classic beer batter for a crunchy texture

Our awesome Mac 'n' Cheese loaded with your choice of either bacon, pulled pork or chopped brisket

Chicken strips lightly fried in a southern fried seasoning for a deep south flavour. Served with BBQ sauce dip

Simple but classic. Honey smoked ham slices topped with cheddar cheese

Our signature slow-cooked pulled pork smothered in BBQ sauce

Honey smoked sliced ham with blue cheese, dill pickles and mayonnaise

Succulent, seasoned grilled chicken strips with fresly sliced avocado and mayonnaise

Cheddar cheese paired with freshly sliced tomato

Classic TWM sausage with a fried egg and grilled bacon

Grilled bacon with creamy brie and a homemade red onion chutney

Grilled halloumi, fresh tomato and avocado. Swap Halloumi for mushroom for a vegan option

Sea salted crackling, slow-smoked & then fried

Crispy slices of halloumi cheese. Fried or chargrilled to your choosing

Rubbed in a southern fried seasoning & served with our homemade BBQ sauce

Smoked pork belly bites, fried & coated in our homemade BBQ sauce

Lightly spiced beef chili with cheese, spring onion, coriander & jalapenos

Topped with melted mature cheddar, served with sour cream & guacamole

TWM ale battered fish goujons served with a tartare sauce dip

Tortilla coated mozzarella sticks served with a cajun dip

Sweet & tangy fried pickles, served with a sweet chilli sauce

Mac 'n' cheese loaded with BBQ pulled pork, crispy bacon, smoked cheese sauce & topped with spring onion

Loaded with mexican beef chili & topped with cheese, spring onion, coriander & jalapenos. For a vegan option swap chili & cheese for BBQ Pit Beans

Loaded with Mexican beef chili, topped with spring onion, coriander & jalapenos, served with sour cream & guacamole. For a vegan option swap chili & cheese for BBQ Pit Beans

Loaded with chorizo, onions & peppers in a tomato sauce, topped with fried halloumi & jalapenos, served with sour cream & guacamole

Grilled halloumi, fresh tomato & avocado. For a vegan option swap halloumi for mushroom

Signature slow smoked pulled pork with crunchy slaw, smothered in BBQ sauce

Succulent, seasoned smoked chicken with freshly sliced avocado & mayonnaise

Smoked brisket topped with pickled red onion & American mustard

The classic TWM smoked sausage with grilled bacon & a fried egg

TWM ale battered fish goujons, served with a tartare sauce

Tomato & red onion salad topped with grilled halloumi & a balsamic glaze

Smoked chicken, bacon, tomato, red onion, parmesan & croutons with a garlic dressing

Fried mushroom, avocado & blue cheese with salad leaves & french dressing. For a vegan option request no cheese

With a selection of all 3 wing flavours

Succulent sliced brisket, slow-smoked for 12 hours

Our 2 hour smoked sausage, a classic TWM dish

Garlic & treacle flavoured slow-smoked beef rib

Smoked chicken & lightly spiced chorizo, served with onions & peppers

Slow-smoked for 12 hours using hickory wood chips

BBQ spare rib topped with spring onions

Smoked chicken leg in a BBQ jerk sauce

Half rack of ribs coated in a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Any 4 meats & 2 sides

Any 6 meats & 3 sides

All 8 meats & 4 sides

A 6oz 3 cut blend beef patty served with jack cheese, baby gem lettuce, tomato and burger sauce

Deep fried pit bean patty with cheese, ketchup & fresh tomato. For a vegan option request no cheese

Breaded field mushrooms stuffed with cheese, served with fresh tomato & homemade red onion chutney

Served in a toasted hot dog roll with ketchup, mustard & fried onions

Buttermilk fried chicken breast in a toasted brioche bun, served with BBQ sauce, mayonnaise & baby gem lettuce

Warm chocolate brownie served with vanilla ice cream & warm chocolate sauce

Classic Oreos deep fried, coated with cinnamon sugar & served with vanilla ice cream

Creamy homemade peanut butter cheesecake, served with a salted caramel sauce

Choose from vanilla, chocolate or honeycomb. Or try lemon sorbet for a vegan option

Slow-smoked for 12 hours

Smoked with hickory wood chips

Smoked for 2 hours

Thin and crispy seasoned fries

Zesty, fresh & crunchy

Our classic refreshing house salad

Smoked for 2 hours

Smoked with hickory wood chips

Classic TWM recipe smoked sausages

Slow-smoked for 12 hours

In a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Thin and crispy seasoned fries

Flavoursome, seasoned sweet fries

Zesty, fresh & crunchy

Our classic refreshing house salad

Smoked for 2 hours

Smoked with hickory wood chips

Classic TWM recipe smoked sausages

Covered in a BBQ Jerk sauce

Served with a smoked cheese sauce

Slow-smoked for 12 hours

Topped with spring onion

In a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Thin and crispy seasoned fries

Vegan BBQ Pit Beans

Flavoursome, seasoned sweet fries

Zesty, fresh & crunchy

Our classic refreshing house salad

Smoked for 2 Hours and Fried for a Crispy Skin

Slow-Smoked for 12 Hours Using Hickory Wood Chips

2 Hour Smoked Classic Twm Recipe Smoked Sausages

Thin, Crispy Fries Seasoned with Salt, Pepper and Paprika

Zesty, Fresh & Crunchy

Portions of Our Classic Refreshing House Salad

Smoked for 2 Hours and Fried for a Crispy Skin

Slow-Smoked for 12 Hours Using Hickory Apple Wood Chips

2 Hour Smoked Classic Twm Recipe Smoked Sausages

Coated in a homemade Coca-Cola BBQ sauce

Thin, Crispy Fries Seasoned with Salt, Pepper and Paprika

Zesty, Fresh & Crunchy

Portions of Our Classic Refreshing House Salad

Smoked for 2 Hours and Fried for a Crispy Skin

Slow-Smoked for 12 Hours Using Hickory Apple Wood Chips

2 Hour Smoked Classic Twm Recipe Smoked Sausages

Coated In a Homemade Coca-Cola BBQ Sauce

Tender Beef Chili Served with a Smoked Cheese Sauce

Thin, Crispy Fries Seasoned with Salt, Pepper and Paprika

Flavoursome, Seasoned Sweet Fries

Zesty, Fresh & Crunchy

Portions of Our Classic Refreshing House Salad

Aged beef patty with cheese, lettuce, ketchup and mustard served in a brioche bun

Breaded fish fingers served in a soft sub with salad, tomato and tartare sauce

Deep fried pit bean patty with cheese, ketchup and fresh tomato. No cheese for a vegan option

Pulled pork with apple & peach compote and salad in a brioche bun

8 of our classic wings grilled to perfection

8 wings seasoned with a southern fried mix for a deep south flavour

8 wings fried in our classic beer batter for a crunchy texture

Our awesome Mac 'n' Cheese loaded with your choice of either bacon, pulled pork or chopped brisket

Chicken strips lightly fried in a southern fried seasoning for a deep south flavour. Served with BBQ sauce dip

Simple but classic. Honey smoked ham slices topped with cheddar cheese

Our signature slow-cooked pulled pork smothered in BBQ sauce

Honey smoked sliced ham with blue cheese, dill pickles and mayonnaise

Succulent, seasoned grilled chicken strips with fresly sliced avocado and mayonnaise

Cheddar cheese paired with freshly sliced tomato

Classic TWM sausage with a fried egg and grilled bacon

Grilled bacon with creamy brie and a homemade red onion chutney

Grilled halloumi, fresh tomato and avocado. Swap Halloumi for mushroom for a vegan option